Welcome to another Weekly Discussion! Who do you love? Who do you hate? Who do you love to hate? Vote here and leave your thoughts below!
This week we’re talking about the wholesome farmer’s daughter, Penelope! This busty, bespectacled bumpkin offers herself to the Hero in exchange for his patronage of her father’s blueberry farm. Not only does her recruitment provide a good investment for the Hero’s financial empire, she even bakes a mean cake (which you can pawn off to your other girls for free gifts!) Though initially inexperienced when it comes to intimate matters, she falls for the Hero and sets her eyes on expanding the family. Her love quest brings one of the games oddest moments, with Hero tripping his way through a mushroom infested cave full of strange and sometimes helpful hallucinations.
So, what do you think of the farmer’s tanned, family planning, fill-in shopkeeper?